BREAKING NEWS!.. The Pity Train has derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1 (800) Sucks-2-BU. This is Dr. Sniffle reporting LIVE from Quitchur Fussin'. If you like this cool! If you don't... suck it up cupcake, Life doesn't revolve around YOU!